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06/02/2012 14:06:55
Onward, my brave Hawkmen!
31/01/2012 12:27:45
Poll Results

Most evil Chancellor?

Palpatine - 9% (6 votes)
Hitler - 11% (7 votes)
Greenfield - 79% (49 votes)

Ouch.

Please cast your votes in the new poll!
24/01/2012 15:37:19
Only 299 more injections, and I shall be an invertebrate!
19/01/2012 13:18:13
Capable, pliable, bitches.
12/01/2012 11:43:59
Uh-oh, it's Flint!
09/01/2012 20:29:19
Meet Carmen.
06/01/2012 14:09:01
Edited highlights from Centurion Challenge VI can be found in the Media area.
01/01/2012 14:55:59
Gooday mates.
25/12/2011 12:30:01
24/12/2011 20:58:19
I sure am looking forward to the annual insom.com update.
23/12/2011 18:16:32
Tonight. You.
22/12/2011 10:53:37
Boring observation about breakfast.
20/12/2011 10:00:40
OH MY GOD, I JUST REALISED THE EARTH HAS TRAVELLED OVER 6.7 BILLION KILOMETRES THROUGH SPACE SINCE I SAW A REALLY CRAP SHOW, EIGHTY-SIX MONTHS AGO.
16/12/2011 15:42:18
The final batch of photos from my recent European jaunt is now online - Volume 132.
12/12/2011 17:31:33
Another set of new photos is live - Volume 131. Enjoy!
07/12/2011 15:16:15
New photos! Volume 130 is now online.
06/12/2011 12:54:01
Mercurial vs SVN
<embersalt> Homicide's better than genocide, but it's still not great for the victim.
05/12/2011 19:19:23
Only 398 more injections, and Amelie Gwynne shall be an invertebrate!
05/12/2011 14:46:19
I should probably explain that the question posed in the last poll was actually based on a discussion about John Frankenheimer's film adaptation of The Island of Dr. Moreau, and not about Spielberg's Jurassic Park sequel. That aside, I think the question is still a worthwhile one, and I am pleased to be able to infer widespread public hatred of both individuals.
01/12/2011 14:56:37
Poll Results

Which is worse?

Making an island full of monstrous genetically engineered freaks - 2% (2 votes)
Spending $73 million making an unwatchable film about an island full of monstrous genetically engineered freaks - 97% (78 votes)

Shame on you, Steven Spielberg.
11/11/2011 15:52:56
Kloske presents: Snippets, Volume 27!
09/11/2011 11:58:34
Only 302 more injections, and I shall be an invertebrate!
08/11/2011 11:24:11
I have a sneaking suspicion that all people who enjoy The Big Bang Theory are cunts.
07/11/2011 11:21:18
Scientia ac Labore ac Familia
"Our chancellor (a largely ceremonial position where he gets money for doing very little), Mr John Story (grandson of the original VC of UQ, Mr John Douglas Story, for whom JD Story Building is named) is making sure he sends a very clear message that nepotism is not tolerated here at UQ."
-- Anonymous commentator
21/10/2011 10:45:45
An Apple a Day
<Dewi> Incidentally, did you read about how Steve Jobs didn't actually have the pancreatic cancer everyone dies from?
<Dewi> He had the one nobody dies from
<Dewi> and delayed medical treatment for a year or two after its discovery so he could try lots of alternative medicine.
<Dewi> Think differently!
14/10/2011 15:37:11
OH MY GOD, I JUST REALISED THAT SERIOUS BRAIN TRAUMA, A STROKE, OR ALZHEIMERS ARE PROBABLY THE ONLY THINGS THAT WILL STOP ME FROM OCCASIONALLY REMEMBERING THAT I SPENT $30, 7 YEARS AGO, TO SEE A REALLY CRAP SHOW.
11/10/2011 22:00:41
Why hello.
23/09/2011 15:06:55
Photos from the Fashion Wankers party are now online.

I'll be off the air for a couple of weeks while I attend Angela's birthday party with the A-Team. Look to my coming on the first light of the eleventh day of October; at dawn look to the north-west.
22/09/2011 15:56:23
I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium.
21/09/2011 11:28:23
I'm a business man. Only my business happens to be Class A drugs.