Splunge

Monday 14 May, 2012 - 10:21 AM

Mon, 14 May 2012 10:21:48 +1000

Watermelancholia


<Jacinta> I wish you were here to throw a watermelon at

<Jacinta> That would cheer me immeasurably

Tuesday 08 May, 2012 - 12:14 PM

Tue, 08 May 2012 12:14:47 +1000

New photos online in the Photo Gallery.

Thursday 03 May, 2012 - 10:17 PM

Thu, 03 May 2012 22:17:43 +1000

OH MY GOD, I JUST REALISED I SPENT $30, 7½ YEARS AGO, TO SEE A REALLY CRAP SHOW.

Tuesday 01 May, 2012 - 4:49 PM

Tue, 01 May 2012 16:49:57 +1000

Bitches, bitches.
Understanding and reliable,
Knowing their place.
Insufferable, yes, but gentle,
Their weaknesses are incidental.
A functional but ornamental
Race.

Monday 30 April, 2012 - 1:52 PM

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 13:52:55 +1000

Only 3 more recruits, and I will have reached Salzburger Nockerl Level!

Tuesday 17 April, 2012 - 10:24 AM

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 10:24:20 +1000

What fascinations there are on this planet.

Friday 30 March, 2012 - 12:37 PM

Fri, 30 Mar 2012 12:37:49 +1000

Only 294 more injections, and I shall be an invertebrate!

Tuesday 20 March, 2012 - 11:10 AM

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 11:10:05 +1000

Happy DFM Day!

Thursday 15 March, 2012 - 10:41 PM

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 22:41:40 +1000

I have devised the perfect experiment to determine just how far Kloske will go to emulate my pet ownership patterns.

Wednesday 07 March, 2012 - 11:35 AM

Wed, 07 Mar 2012 11:35:51 +1000

Ignominious Bastards


<Dewi> You guys are not radical.

<Dewi> Not radical in the least.

Tuesday 06 March, 2012 - 12:39 PM

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 12:39:35 +1000

Durable, sensible, bitches.

Monday 05 March, 2012 - 4:23 AM

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 04:23:40 +1000

It's the dawn of a new ERA.

I wish I was dead.

Wednesday 22 February, 2012 - 5:10 PM

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 17:10:45 +1000

From: Jon Kloske
To: editor@thetoque.com
Date: 22 February 2012 16:28
Subject: Your site is pretty funny!

Hi Editor,

I love your site, it's hilarious! For instance, this article you have (headline: "DISCLAIMER"):

http://www.thetoque.com/disclaimer/

This is a pure work of comedic genius, parodying a comedic news site that's poorly written, laughably unfunny, stuck in the 90s style-wise, and hasn't updated its copyright since 2010. Also, the situational irony is almost too much to take, given that this particular article tries to discourage people from stealing content, when a large portion of the other articles contain copyrighted material for which no permission was obtained! The ultimate double layer of sublime humour comes from the fact the articles themselves are all sitting squarely in the deep valley between "funny" and "so bad they're funny".

So in conclusion, keep up the good work!

Regards,
Jon.

Wednesday 22 February, 2012 - 12:11 PM

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 12:11:40 +1000

Pascoe fever!

Friday 10 February, 2012 - 1:56 PM

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 13:56:53 +1000

New photos online in the slightly remodelled Photo Gallery.

Monday 06 February, 2012 - 2:06 PM

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 14:06:55 +1000

Onward, my brave Hawkmen!

Tuesday 31 January, 2012 - 12:27 PM

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 12:27:45 +1000

Poll Results

Most evil Chancellor?

Palpatine - 9% (6 votes)
Hitler - 11% (7 votes)
Greenfield - 79% (49 votes)

Ouch.

Please cast your votes in the new poll!

Tuesday 24 January, 2012 - 3:37 PM

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 15:37:19 +1000

Only 299 more injections, and I shall be an invertebrate!

Thursday 19 January, 2012 - 1:18 PM

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 13:18:13 +1000

Capable, pliable, bitches.

Thursday 12 January, 2012 - 11:43 AM

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 11:43:59 +1000

Uh-oh, it's Flint!

Monday 09 January, 2012 - 8:29 PM

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 20:29:19 +1000

Meet Carmen.

Friday 06 January, 2012 - 2:09 PM

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 14:09:01 +1000

Edited highlights from Centurion Challenge VI can be found in the Media area.

Sunday 01 January, 2012 - 2:55 PM

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 14:55:59 +1000

Gooday mates.

Sunday 25 December, 2011 - 12:30 PM

Sun, 25 Dec 2011 12:30:01 +1000

Merry kryzmas!

Saturday 24 December, 2011 - 8:58 PM

Sat, 24 Dec 2011 20:58:19 +1000

I sure am looking forward to the annual insom.com update.

Friday 23 December, 2011 - 6:16 PM

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 18:16:32 +1000

Tonight. You.

Thursday 22 December, 2011 - 10:53 AM

Thu, 22 Dec 2011 10:53:37 +1000

Boring observation about breakfast.

Tuesday 20 December, 2011 - 10:00 AM

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 10:00:40 +1000

OH MY GOD, I JUST REALISED THE EARTH HAS TRAVELLED OVER 6.7 BILLION KILOMETRES THROUGH SPACE SINCE I SAW A REALLY CRAP SHOW, EIGHTY-SIX MONTHS AGO.

Friday 16 December, 2011 - 3:42 PM

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 15:42:18 +1000

The final batch of photos from my recent European jaunt is now online - Volume 132.

Monday 12 December, 2011 - 5:31 PM

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 17:31:33 +1000

Another set of new photos is live - Volume 131. Enjoy!