Splunge

Monday 06 February, 2012 - 2:06 PM

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 14:06:55 +1000

Onward, my brave Hawkmen!

Tuesday 31 January, 2012 - 12:27 PM

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 12:27:45 +1000

Poll Results

Most evil Chancellor?

Palpatine - 9% (6 votes)
Hitler - 11% (7 votes)
Greenfield - 79% (49 votes)

Ouch.

Please cast your votes in the new poll!

Tuesday 24 January, 2012 - 3:37 PM

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 15:37:19 +1000

Only 299 more injections, and I shall be an invertebrate!

Thursday 19 January, 2012 - 1:18 PM

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 13:18:13 +1000

Capable, pliable, bitches.

Thursday 12 January, 2012 - 11:43 AM

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 11:43:59 +1000

Uh-oh, it's Flint!

Monday 09 January, 2012 - 8:29 PM

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 20:29:19 +1000

Meet Carmen.

Friday 06 January, 2012 - 2:09 PM

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 14:09:01 +1000

Edited highlights from Centurion Challenge VI can be found in the Media area.

Sunday 01 January, 2012 - 2:55 PM

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 14:55:59 +1000

Gooday mates.

Sunday 25 December, 2011 - 12:30 PM

Sun, 25 Dec 2011 12:30:01 +1000

Merry kryzmas!

Saturday 24 December, 2011 - 8:58 PM

Sat, 24 Dec 2011 20:58:19 +1000

I sure am looking forward to the annual insom.com update.

Friday 23 December, 2011 - 6:16 PM

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 18:16:32 +1000

Tonight. You.

Thursday 22 December, 2011 - 10:53 AM

Thu, 22 Dec 2011 10:53:37 +1000

Boring observation about breakfast.

Tuesday 20 December, 2011 - 10:00 AM

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 10:00:40 +1000

OH MY GOD, I JUST REALISED THE EARTH HAS TRAVELLED OVER 6.7 BILLION KILOMETRES THROUGH SPACE SINCE I SAW A REALLY CRAP SHOW, EIGHTY-SIX MONTHS AGO.

Friday 16 December, 2011 - 3:42 PM

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 15:42:18 +1000

The final batch of photos from my recent European jaunt is now online - Volume 132.

Monday 12 December, 2011 - 5:31 PM

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 17:31:33 +1000

Another set of new photos is live - Volume 131. Enjoy!

Wednesday 07 December, 2011 - 3:16 PM

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 15:16:15 +1000

New photos! Volume 130 is now online.

Tuesday 06 December, 2011 - 12:54 PM

Tue, 06 Dec 2011 12:54:01 +1000

Mercurial vs SVN


<embersalt> Homicide's better than genocide, but it's still not great for the victim.

Monday 05 December, 2011 - 7:19 PM

Mon, 05 Dec 2011 19:19:23 +1000

Only 398 more injections, and Amelie Gwynne shall be an invertebrate!

Monday 05 December, 2011 - 2:46 PM

Mon, 05 Dec 2011 14:46:19 +1000

I should probably explain that the question posed in the last poll was actually based on a discussion about John Frankenheimer's film adaptation of The Island of Dr. Moreau, and not about Spielberg's Jurassic Park sequel. That aside, I think the question is still a worthwhile one, and I am pleased to be able to infer widespread public hatred of both individuals.

Thursday 01 December, 2011 - 2:56 PM

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 14:56:37 +1000

Poll Results

Which is worse?

Making an island full of monstrous genetically engineered freaks - 2% (2 votes)
Spending $73 million making an unwatchable film about an island full of monstrous genetically engineered freaks - 97% (78 votes)

Shame on you, Steven Spielberg.

Friday 11 November, 2011 - 3:52 PM

Fri, 11 Nov 2011 15:52:56 +1000

Kloske presents: Snippets, Volume 27!

Wednesday 09 November, 2011 - 11:58 AM

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 11:58:34 +1000

Only 302 more injections, and I shall be an invertebrate!

Tuesday 08 November, 2011 - 11:24 AM

Tue, 08 Nov 2011 11:24:11 +1000

I have a sneaking suspicion that all people who enjoy The Big Bang Theory are cunts.

Monday 07 November, 2011 - 11:21 AM

Mon, 07 Nov 2011 11:21:18 +1000

Scientia ac Labore ac Familia
"Our chancellor (a largely ceremonial position where he gets money for doing very little), Mr John Story (grandson of the original VC of UQ, Mr John Douglas Story, for whom JD Story Building is named) is making sure he sends a very clear message that nepotism is not tolerated here at UQ."
-- Anonymous commentator

Friday 21 October, 2011 - 10:45 AM

Fri, 21 Oct 2011 10:45:45 +1000

An Apple a Day


<Dewi> Incidentally, did you read about how Steve Jobs didn't actually have the pancreatic cancer everyone dies from?

<Dewi> He had the one nobody dies from

<Dewi> and delayed medical treatment for a year or two after its discovery so he could try lots of alternative medicine.

<Dewi> Think differently!

Friday 14 October, 2011 - 3:37 PM

Fri, 14 Oct 2011 15:37:11 +1000

OH MY GOD, I JUST REALISED THAT SERIOUS BRAIN TRAUMA, A STROKE, OR ALZHEIMERS ARE PROBABLY THE ONLY THINGS THAT WILL STOP ME FROM OCCASIONALLY REMEMBERING THAT I SPENT $30, 7 YEARS AGO, TO SEE A REALLY CRAP SHOW.

Tuesday 11 October, 2011 - 10:00 PM

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 22:00:41 +1000

Why hello.

Friday 23 September, 2011 - 3:06 PM

Fri, 23 Sep 2011 15:06:55 +1000

Photos from the Fashion Wankers party are now online.

I'll be off the air for a couple of weeks while I attend Angela's birthday party with the A-Team. Look to my coming on the first light of the eleventh day of October; at dawn look to the north-west.

Thursday 22 September, 2011 - 3:56 PM

Thu, 22 Sep 2011 15:56:23 +1000

I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium.

Wednesday 21 September, 2011 - 11:28 AM

Wed, 21 Sep 2011 11:28:23 +1000

I'm a business man. Only my business happens to be Class A drugs.